Narrative Juggler Pillows

"Better than Chekhov"

According to your blog, there have been some pretty amazing things going on in your life lately, Lance. I can make my blog either accurate or interesting ... I can't make it both.

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Translating . . . poetry.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

Tall tales and Short stories

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'I can't keep stalling. How much longer until the Powerpoint is ready?'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

Caution falling books

"Despite the emotion in their conversation, there seems to be a language barrier between them."

The Battle Between Television and Books

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

"He's great at keeping our litter box clean. I just wish he would do the same with his computer."

"Miss Pettigrow, I need a caption!"

"Gracie, I don't think you can read a book for your school talent show."

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.