Screen Jugglers Pillows

Argh, now his screen is big! Isn't there a button that puts all my ducks in a row?

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Soccer kids texting

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"Honey! We're home!"

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

'I can't keep stalling. How much longer until the Powerpoint is ready?'

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

"#I #don't #care #what #you #say, #I'm #not #addicted #to #social #media."

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

Man uses a television to hold up his book.

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

Cell phones vs. books

"He barely hers anymore."

"Just a damned minute!"

The Battle Between Television and Books