Storytime Jugglers T-Shirts

Reading to your kid and checking the scores

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Family Home.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

Repletion.

"It's by A.I. Milne."

'In, out, fiddling.'

Quality Time

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

"Mom, what season is it when the leaves fall off the trees and are replaced with plastic bags?"

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

"Better than Chekhov"

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

'We have three small children, do you sell these things by the dozen?'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

'Your mother and I feel it's important to let kids be kids. Can we leave that with you?'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"