Family Time Juggler T-Shirts

Less than ideal work-life balance compromises.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Stressed over time management

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Save us!'

"I had to skip my workout."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Took On Too Much

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Baby On Boardroom

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Acclaimed mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."