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'I can't keep stalling. How much longer until the Powerpoint is ready?'

Golfing Boss

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Future Micro MGR.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Multitasking.

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.