Work Juggler T-Shirts

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

Golfing Boss

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Deadline

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'