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Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"The meeting will come to order."

To do before Saturday...

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

New Ideas in Business.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Translating . . . poetry.

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

Sitting man.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

A deterrent – but not much of one.

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"Sometimes it's good just to have someone you can bounce heavy objects off."