Creative Juggler Gifts

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"The meeting will come to order."

To do before Saturday...

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

New Ideas in Business.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Translating . . . poetry.

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

Yes, I can multi-task.

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Sitting man.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"Sometimes it's good just to have someone you can bounce heavy objects off."

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

A deterrent – but not much of one.