Creative Jugglers Gifts

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

Children's Parties

"The meeting will come to order."

To do before Saturday...

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"Honey! We're home!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

New Ideas in Business.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

Inbox and Outbox

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

"Better than Chekhov"

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Yes, I can multi-task.

Sitting man.

According to your blog, there have been some pretty amazing things going on in your life lately, Lance. I can make my blog either accurate or interesting ... I can't make it both.