Creative Jugglers Gifts

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

"The meeting will come to order."

To do before Saturday...

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

New Ideas in Business.

"Honey! We're home!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

Sitting man.

"Better than Chekhov"