Genre Jugglers Gifts

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Children's Parties

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Juggler and Illusionist

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

One-man band rehearsal.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

I Heart Juggling

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

W.C. Fields

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Armless chainsaw juggler.