Band Juggler Gifts

One-man band rehearsal.

Children's Parties

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Juggler and Illusionist

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

The coffee's not working.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

I Heart Juggling

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

W.C. Fields

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."