Guitar Juggler Gifts

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

"The meeting will come to order."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

One-man band rehearsal.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

I Heart Juggling

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Inbox and Outbox

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Have Horns Venn

W.C. Fields

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'