Juggler Gifts

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Spinning plates

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Well, if you can do the same with multi-tasking, the job's yours!'

Juggler loses his arm.

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

"Sorry, Bellowes, but you're being replaced. Mr. Jubbo can juggle books and make balloon animals."

"Sayyyyy... Do you know anything about budgets?"

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

'That's what I like about Jeremiah - NOTHING gets him down!'

Tennis ball girl.

'Well, if you can do the same with multi-tasking, the job's yours!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'It's Saint Jerome - Patron Saint of Entertainers.'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

A Juggler at the Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Skill Shortage

"I wasn't texting or eating and there's no law saying I can't juggle."

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'Drat! I forgot to pay my gravity bill again.'

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

A juggler accidentally picks up a dog.

"It was affecting my work-life balance."

"You'll need to speak up; I'm juggling."

'Kurtz is up to his old tricks again.'

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

'Now, that's entertainment!'

"On your left."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

I Heart Juggling

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'I'm combining the positions of Court Jester and Court Scientist.'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"