Genre Juggler Gifts

Tall tales and Short stories

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"What happened to 'Erotica'?"

Bookstore: Fiction/Non-Fiction/Hyperbole

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Rap Dancing Snake: 'Recently she only dances to Lawrence Welk's Polak Music.'

Children's Parties

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Tennis ball girl.

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

One-man band rehearsal.

I Heart Juggling

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"I wonder what Scrappy named me..." "I wonder what Porky McHorse-Cow is thinking..."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"