Music Juggler Gifts

Busker with Multiple Personality Disorder

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Brickie's Mate

Circus

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

I Heart Juggling

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Have Horns Venn

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

'Well, if you can do the same with multi-tasking, the job's yours!'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'