Instrument Juggler Gifts

One man band

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

One-man band rehearsal.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Have Horns Venn

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

Tall tales and Short stories

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

A deterrent – but not much of one.

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

"Rogers we're giving you Bob's old office. But, he's going to continue to live in it until we find him a new one."