Jazzy Juggler Gifts

Musicians.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Bed Spread"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Have Horns Venn

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

Inbox and Outbox

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

How's the writer's block?

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"Do you mind?"

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

"I can't hear you but the banana can."