Jolly Juggler Gifts

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Bed Spread"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Santa's Helpers

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Have Horns Venn

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Santa School.

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

How's the writer's block?

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

Freud Met Santa...

Visit Santa.

santa snooze.