Jelly Juggler Gifts

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Bed Spread"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Have Horns Venn

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

How's the writer's block?

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"I can't hear you but the banana can."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'Shoot! I lost him alright. Looks like I've got a hole in my pocket.'

A deterrent – but not much of one.

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'