Jelly Juggler Gifts

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Mouse Trampoline

Children's Parties

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Bed Spread"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Have Horns Venn

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

Inbox and Outbox

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

How's the writer's block?

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'Shoot! I lost him alright. Looks like I've got a hole in my pocket.'

A deterrent – but not much of one.

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'