Jewel Juggler Gifts

Diamond that says 'I don't care'.

Children's Parties

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Balanced Diet"

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Inbox and Outbox

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Have Horns Venn

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Benefactor of children

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

A deterrent – but not much of one.

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."