Wreath Juggler Gifts

Benefactor of children

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Translating . . . poetry.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

Too Much Plastic.

Working from home.

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Mountain climber error.

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'Attack!'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

Chiropractor

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

'I'm sorry but looking at the staff rota there's no way I can release you over Christmas!'

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

"Your raise comes with a pay cut."

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

"I'm going to run away and join a firm of accountants."

"I had twins, so I had to add a pouch."

A conductor bows while a one-man-band sits, exhausted.