Wreath Juggler Prints

Benefactor of children

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Translating . . . poetry.

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

Too Much Plastic.

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Working from home.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Mountain climber error.

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

Yes, I can multi-task.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'Attack!'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

Chiropractor

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

'I'm sorry but looking at the staff rota there's no way I can release you over Christmas!'

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

"Your raise comes with a pay cut."

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

"I'm going to run away and join a firm of accountants."

"I had twins, so I had to add a pouch."