Festival Juggler Prints

'I'm Jewish on my mother's side...Happy Hanukkah!'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Have Horns Venn

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Translating . . . poetry.

Inbox and Outbox

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

A deterrent – but not much of one.

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

Musicians.

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."