Culture Juggler Prints

Yid and Yang

Work/Life Balance

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Translating . . . poetry.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

Children.

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'