Jewel Juggler Prints

Diamond that says 'I don't care'.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"Balanced Diet"

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Have Horns Venn

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Benefactor of children

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

A deterrent – but not much of one.

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

Chiropractor