Jewelry Juggler Gifts

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Have Horns Venn

Too Much Plastic.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

A deterrent – but not much of one.

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

"I had twins, so I had to add a pouch."