Fashion Juggler Gifts

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'I know what you mean...at this time of year you don't know whether to dress for warm weather or for cold.'

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Call Your Office

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Multitasking executive dog

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'You say he left the office hours ago?'

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

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