Beauty And Performance Jugglers Gifts

"And now ladies and gentlemen, I will reveal the secret of my success."

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"Honey! We're home!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Inbox and Outbox

The boss and her baby

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Tightrope Walk of Romance

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I can't keep stalling. How much longer until the Powerpoint is ready?'

A deterrent – but not much of one.

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

The Battle Between Television and Books