Jewelry Juggler Pillows

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Children's Parties

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Have Horns Venn

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

Too Much Plastic.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

A deterrent – but not much of one.

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'