Jelly Jar Juggler Pillows

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Bed Spread"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Stop and Birch

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

Have Horns Venn

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

How's the writer's block?

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Lawyer, Attorney, Counselor, Barrister, Solicitor

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'