Jolly Juggler Pillows

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Bed Spread"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Santa's Helpers

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Have Horns Venn

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Santa School.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

How's the writer's block?

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

Freud Met Santa...

Visit Santa.

santa snooze.