Jolly Jingler Pillows

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

'He's too grumpy for Dad - he must be Grandad!'

Ding dong merrily on us!

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Triangle

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Fleas Navidad.

"Merry Christmas"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Santa's Helpers

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Elf of the Month

"Maybe this year..."

C is for Cracker

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

Easter Island heads bunny ears.

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

'You can't borrow the sleigh tonight- it's Christmas Eve!'