Jingle Jokers Pillows

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Santa's Helpers

George Martin

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Santa School.

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Musical Accidents

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

Santana Claus

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

Christmas Group Therapy.

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

Modern animal communication

Freud Met Santa...

santa snooze.

Visit Santa.

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '