Jingle Junkie Pillows

"I ran a jingle contest and only had one entry"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

I think I have a gilt complex.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

At the CD shop.

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

A golfer knocking on a door marked 'Driving School' with a golf club.

Santana Claus

Christmas Group Therapy.