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"I ran a jingle contest and only had one entry"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

George Martin

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

I think I have a gilt complex.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

At the CD shop.

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Nuclear Power Plant. Everywhere around here there's matter turning into energy, except where you're sitting.

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

A golfer knocking on a door marked 'Driving School' with a golf club.

Ray Charles

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

Santana Claus