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'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

'Take it easy, Mr. Simms, or I will put you on hold to one of those musical jingles you can't get out of your head.'

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Christmas Pianist

Carolling

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"For stealing from the ice cream truck driver, I sentence you to 30 days with the ice cream truck song pipped into your cell."

'Oh, come on...you can do it! Just write a snappy company jingle around the idea of compulsory mandatory overtime.'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Juggler and Illusionist

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

George Martin

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

I Heart Juggling

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)