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"I'm sorry, I can't let you in. It says here that you wrote ice cream truck jingles."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Triangle

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

George Martin

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

How's my Jiving?

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

How's My Jiving?

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

Carolling

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

Tambourine.

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal