Classic Jingle Fans T-Shirts

"I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, that is what I truly wish to be. Cause if I were a Oscar Mayer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'She is being impossible again.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Gramophone Headphone

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

Plato's Dialogues & Letterman's Monologues.

Nostalgiaville

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Carolling

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

Christmas Pianist

"Sorry, I'm finished."

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

The Pied Piper

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'