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'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Dead animal toupee.

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Old man imagines his younger self dancing with a cane.

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Sheep of the 1970's

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

"How about that? Is Cruz a collector?"

'This is so old-school.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

Happy Birthday Grandpa!

'That's what I like, a good old fashioned Christmas.' (sign in window reads 'Out now - Do They Know It's Christmas!')

General Store: We Now Carry Items!

'Since I stopped using the chalk board in favor of the overhead projector, there have been no eraser fights.'

"I know my business - don't bother me with fads."

"You can keep your fancy cell phone. As for me, I'll avoid all that extra effort and do things the old-fashioned way."