Vintage Nostalgia Fans T-Shirts

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Duck in a bathtub

Islington Angels.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Kids today

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'