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"It's very sixties."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

A Quiet Rebuke.

Moulin Rouge Security

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

The Lost Tribe

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Duck in a bathtub

Marilyn Monroe

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

David Bowie

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"Pistols at dawn?"

Illustration for 'Wives and Daughters', scene 3.

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"