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Amish Movie Producers: "I'm greenlighting two new projects: Snakes on a Buggy and Barn Raisers of the Caribbean!"

Moulin Rouge Security

Cocktails on the verandah.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Elvis Presley

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Angus McKinnon Young

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Marilyn Monroe

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

David Bowie

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

Bing Crosby

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."