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Amish Movie Producers: "I'm greenlighting two new projects: Snakes on a Buggy and Barn Raisers of the Caribbean!"

Moulin Rouge Security

Cocktails on the verandah.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Gramophone/Ghetto Blaster.

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'