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Won't you Charleston with me?

Cocktails on the verandah.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Moulin Rouge Security

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

Detected.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

'You have Saturday Night Fever, Wally, what you need is wine, women and song.'

"Well if Henry had behaved like that in the 40's! Really"

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

Stag Dance in Barracks of Army of Potomac

The New Dorothy. . .

'Murder my spouse? Oh, that's nothing but an old wives' tale.'

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

Amish Movie Producers: "I'm greenlighting two new projects: Snakes on a Buggy and Barn Raisers of the Caribbean!"

1998: A Look Back - January & February