Vintage Culture Buff Gifts

Won't you Charleston with me?

Cocktails on the verandah.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Moulin Rouge Security

Ringo Starr

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Marilyn Monroe

David Bowie

Detected.

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

'You have Saturday Night Fever, Wally, what you need is wine, women and song.'

"Who won the Elvis impersonator look-a-like competition?"

Old Age Depression

"Well if Henry had behaved like that in the 40's! Really"

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'

Stag Dance in Barracks of Army of Potomac

'Murder my spouse? Oh, that's nothing but an old wives' tale.'

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

"I got these in the cultural wars."

The New Dorothy. . .