Vintage Culture Lover Gifts

'You don't know your born son, in my day we had outside toilets, no running water, low income tax, no vat, all our food was organic, there was no cars, no gas bills, no electricity bills...'

"Your grandma thinks you're taking the old school thing far too seriously."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A Macaroni in 1772

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Moulin Rouge Security

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Lovers in toile de jouy

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'