Vintage Culture Lover Gifts

'You don't know your born son, in my day we had outside toilets, no running water, low income tax, no vat, all our food was organic, there was no cars, no gas bills, no electricity bills...'

"Your grandma thinks you're taking the old school thing far too seriously."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Opening the Barrel

Moulin Rouge Security

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Lovers in toile de jouy

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A chip off the old block...