Vintage Nostalgia Fans Gifts

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Old Book Smell

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Duck in a bathtub

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

Islington Angels.

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

I can't believe I fell for the old "would you like to come to my place and see my etchings?" line. How old is that line, anyway? The last time it was used successfully was by Albrecht Dürer in 1495.

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'