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'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

As Seen Watching TV

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

Carolling

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune