Advert Jingle Detective T-Shirts

That song from the advert? - you hum it, I'll stare at you blankly.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Triangle

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Violence on TV.

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Carolling

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

Christmas Pianist

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

'I know when I'm being worked in during a commercial.'

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."