Advert Jingle Detective Gifts

That song from the advert? - you hum it, I'll stare at you blankly.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Torturing the English Language

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Triangle

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Violence on TV.

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Carolling

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

Christmas Pianist

'I know when I'm being worked in during a commercial.'

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal