Ad Jingle Aficionado Gifts

'Ludwig, as your agent I have to tell you that unless you turn this symphony into an ad jingle or a TV theme song it won't sell.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

Creative department

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Important Food Groups

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Roads with a view.

They get into debt so fast these days...

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Eat Beef

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

Honesty in retail

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

News for Sale

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Gullib-Os